Really want someone to play the l word drinking game with! Really feel like doing that right now :’)
I hate that people who are interested in you, you...
At the moment there are 2 girls from my college and they keep trying to talk to me and get me to call and telling me they like me. It’s weird too cause they’re friends so it seems like some kinda fucking competition. Anyway, so I’m really not interested in either of them but I’m too nice to tell them outright. Then, anyone I’m attracted to is either a no go or they get to know me and then don’t...
I really hate Anish Kapoor and his 'artwork' ugh...
Brother: What you watching?
Me: L... word.
I bloody hate camper vans!
If that one hadn’t have barged it’s way through I’d have passed my test. Ugh… Why does it always seem to be someone else that causes people to fail their tests? Estupida!
whatever-movingon asked: You're adorable.
changethelocks: skinnygaykid: flashings: jakeforjesus: Thats so traumatizing like imagine if the shampoo on your head just never ended I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING this is wonderful!
Buy my clothes! Only a couple days left on them... →
Go on, you know you want to ;)
creeeeeeeen asked: yeah! or get like a hotdog wheelchair? cut layers off and freeze them so you can grow the old pieces back and make use of the ones you've got! maybe even make some new dishes like hotdog soup or hotdog chilli! i think we're creeps
If you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself? Like, would you rather starve, or eat yourself to death. Or you could like, just chew parts of yourself off and eat them, but not all of yourself.. I wonder if you’d be able to stop eating yourself if you started. If you just ate a part, which part? Forever thinking of shit like this.
When you told your parents you were gay, could you keep a straight face?
Why do you believe me when i say there’re 4 million stars in the sky, but check when i tell you the paint’s wet?